Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 18, 2020

ton head

Quote frome THE HARD BOYS "mission to nowhere"

Ima MF ton head, hard enough to whoop da devil take his ho and split his son's head.

by HardBOYZ November 21, 2016

Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021

hella ton

A unit of measurement used to describe a lot of stuff mostly food.

Last night Calease ate a hella ton of cupcakes.

by Flávio May 29, 2016

race to a ton

Race between guys to see who can bang a ton's worth of girls the fastest. This race encourages hooking up with the not so genetically gifted woman.

Bro, are you competing in the race to a ton? Yeah dude, I've banged 4 chicks and I'm up to 700 lbs.

by frattttttboi September 8, 2016

A Fuck Ton

This term is used when you can't give an exact number of a given thing but you have a lot of it.

Shit, that is a fuck ton of bills I gotta pay.

by Genosse Von Dumbass December 3, 2021

Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.

by Yesway June 10, 2018