non sexuitur

A word a phrase uttered during sexy time that has nothing to do with said sexy time with the exception of ruining it.

So this morning my girl and I were all romantic and she gave me one of those real sexy looks followed by a non sexuitur asking about good breakfast places in the 'hood. I hope they were serving sausage because after that I sure as hell wasnt.

by TheRealDerek May 18, 2017

non seqtwitter

Facebook status messages and twitters that completely lack any context.

Bob just updated his facebook status to "fish baskets". what total non seqtwitter.

by John Olmstead July 8, 2009

non-bro

A person that is definitely not a bro.

Person A steals Person B's coffee
Person B: Person A is such a non-bro :c

by Puddingtulco July 17, 2011

Non judgy

Someone who doesn't judge people and doesn't act like god

I need a non judgy person in my life!

by Naddo2f August 5, 2020

Non Beenary

Better than tilb cuz he kil rat

Non beenary is cool 😎😎😎

by Loafumas October 31, 2020

non-dibs

non-dibsing not to do a job, or other type of action.
Also it is the opposite of dibs.

Non-dibs on doing the dishes at camp, you bastard stuart.

by luke babbo November 13, 2007

Non-Interview

When a company tells you they are going to give you an interview and months later they tell you that you didn't get the job without giving you the interview that they promised.

Person 1: Capital One gave me a non-interview today.
Person 2: THOSE GUTLESS BASTARDS!!!

by newyy1 May 20, 2011