Bloody watermelon

When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.

Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!

by Jimmy Dean Jellybeans May 20, 2017

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Get the Bloody watermelonmug.

unripe watermelon

Looks really good on the outside, gets you excited, when you open them up there dry, green and bitter and filled with large seeds.

(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)

that boy is a unripe watermelon

by insulthoover April 25, 2022

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Get the unripe watermelonmug.

A song that has blessed the worlds ears by our king Harry styles. It probably does not mean what we all think it does. It tastes like strawberries on a summer evening (don't mistake it with a summer night, that is the wrong taste). Oh, and it sounds just like a song.

Avery: Have you heard of Watermelon Sugar?
Karen: The drug? If it is drugs are VERY bad!!
Avery: You uncultured crusty, musty, dusty, totally not unique, seen before, NOT show stopping, dirty, stinky, linty belly button looking ass Karen.

by ur local alt teen August 22, 2020

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