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brown goo that comes out your anus. is nice to drink with lamingtons. bitches like to shit on everyone else. they enjoy shitting so they sing happily everytime they get a turtle head!
by whoami?youll never guess December 10, 2009
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The Shit

n. Someone who is highly praised for their skills after successfully completing an act of high difficulty or something that is highly regarded as being the best in its class.
Guy 1: "Did you just see me kill that bird with an apple? I am f****n awesome!"

Guy 2: "Yeah dude, that was sick! You are The Shit!"

Guy 1: "Nah bro, Jesus was The Shit!"
by Scott Bennett December 25, 2008
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like if someone forgot their keys they feel like taking a shit cause they feel nervous.like shit,fuck,damn, they all mean the same shit.
by Nuel March 10, 2008
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the shit

A person or thing that is really cool. i.e. Michael DeLatin
by Daniel Morgan December 14, 2004
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No shit - usually used sarcastically, as in, obviously

Dumb shit - dumb person

Shit happens - bad stuff happens.

Bullshit - when someone says 'Bullshit!' it means they assume the person they're talking to is lying, bullshit means 'Lies'.

The shit - good stuff.

Shit! - used in exclamation, to show surprise, disappointment, anger, disbelief, you get the drift.

Jackshit - don't know how to define it. But when someone says 'you don't know jackshit' it means the person doesn't know anything.

Shit - it can mean stuff. In the most literal way I can think of that is used today, it means excretions and stuff. Poo. Crap. Whatever you call it.
'I scored 18 goals.'
'Bullshit!'

'Black Sabbath is the shit!'

'Shit! I lost my phone.'
'Shit! No way!'
'Shit, what the hell is going on?'
'Shit. We lost.'

'You didn't hear jackshit!'

'There was a huge pile of shit in the toilet.'
'Birdshit stained the car window.'
by Sawsan July 20, 2008
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Shit

1. Fecal Matter, poop, number 2.

2. An expression

3. A name to give something you are describing.

4. Drugs. Usually weed.
1. I have to shit, be right back.

2. Ohhh shit.

3. That shit was GAY as SHIT

4. Yo, I got some good ass fuckin SHIT.
by 2010ends March 16, 2010
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A name used to describe someone of low quality. The lowest of lows; Max Furlough
Max is shit.
by Maxisshit November 4, 2014
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