Person A: What does a massive Dong look like?
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse
by Anal Wizard June 24, 2016
When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
by lucas_knows May 28, 2022
when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 30, 2020
Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO
by themassiveseater March 30, 2020
The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out
James Waud
James Waud
by BatleyElite June 12, 2011
When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.
by nicemeister April 07, 2022