long willy

A "Long Willy" is basically a big dick.

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."

by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018

long un'

a long and hairy penis

hey honey you should maul my long un'

by Cummy man December 16, 2008

Lemon long

Lemon long means,long neck a persons neck which is longer than others

Wow dude! You've got a lemon long !!

by Ladyinred February 4, 2014

long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)

yooo i long boarded so hard last night

by dont@me57 November 1, 2019

long ruby

The facial expression, demeanor or body language associated with self pity.

Why the long ruby?

by shortsapphire February 20, 2011

Long Point

small town in the middle of nowhere; south of streator, illinois. extremely smallll.

where do you live?
long point.
wheres that?

by uhyourmom7 January 22, 2009

Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008