the hottest man alive.
friend 1: hey you know who Colby Brock is?
friend 2: of course i do, i want those hands of his as a choker, duh.
friend 2: of course i do, i want those hands of his as a choker, duh.
by colbystesticals April 18, 2021
Get the Colby Brockmug. brock is a follower
by big dick beattie June 17, 2025
Get the Brockmug. A man who can look like a cowboy yet wants a goddamn bottle of thick milk like an old man. Also loves to dance wildy to footloose like some sort of “dancing queen”.
“Footloose comes on the radio in class”
Brock: “almost kills the teacher with his thunder thigh dance move”
Brock: “almost kills the teacher with his thunder thigh dance move”
by Wriggly Turd Man April 26, 2022
Get the Brockmug. The best men’s NCAA basketball player in the country. Often known for his exquisite post moves that allow him to easily float to the basket for a windmill slam. Also has a well-established perimeter game as he shoots 50% from three. Hails from Apple Valley, Minnesota and was ranked 3rd in the state of Minnesota in the class of 2016. Currently plays for the UB Bulls and is projected to go 1st overall in the 2021 NBA draft.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that insane 360 dunk last night
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
by Zæ July 16, 2019
Get the Brock Bertrammug. Muskan Brock is one of the sweetest person and her husband is Colby Brock. They have two kids and live happily together. Muskan is one of clumsy people you will meet and she can make you laugh anytime.
Person 1- heyyy you heard about Brock's new boo?
Person 2- ohh yeah i heard her name is something like Muskan Brock
Person 1- yeah i wish i was lucky like her to be colby's wife😩
Person 2- ohh yeah i heard her name is something like Muskan Brock
Person 1- yeah i wish i was lucky like her to be colby's wife😩
by Sncforever1002 November 24, 2021
Get the muskan brockmug. by Feminist Fuur September 17, 2019
Get the Brockmug. A dark, weird, but yet intelligent girl that gets obsessed with music and people. She has many personalities but dark and shy are her top two. She may be going through depressing times and to express that she might wear black clothes and makeup.
by #P. Ivy May 7, 2018
Get the Ivy Brockmug.