Austin

a male obsessed with hair who has an older brother, and some very interesting stories involving DnD
He's such an Austin!
by HairyParmesan March 23, 2015
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Austined

Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.
Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.

Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."
by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009
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Austin

Austin is a know it all who never gets good grades no matter how hard you try. He plays games like Funny Skeleton adventure and things it's better than Pong. Likes Megalovania and thinks Sans isn't overrated. He's straight and has a boyfriend. He's a mother to two children, never adopted a child in his life. He's colorblind and his favorite color is green. He's a communist who doesn't like to share.
Austin is a natural anomaly.
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 05, 2020
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Austin

Omg your so Austin
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austin

so freakin annoying
She doesn't know how to shut up
she is a fake friend
she usually has blonde ish hair and she is so annoying
by teeeeaaaaaa May 23, 2017
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Austin

A ugly ass nigga and says he fucks but can't and has a girlfriend named Sam
Austin is ugly
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austin

he is yummy and has a lot of poop in his system and still needs to get it out, is very smelly and is handicapped and lost a lot of teeth and is quite moldy
yo yo its austin, the moldy guy
by yodapoopstuf February 28, 2018
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