Teddy Bivert

One bad ass motherfucker that doesnt take no shit.

Wow you jumped out of a plane with no parachute and survived! You must be a real Teddy Bivert.

by Beerdie8 December 10, 2018

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teddy bear

(a) someone who looks tough or intimidating but is actually sweet inside under that rough exterior

boy1 : YOUR DADS SO SCARY TF??

girl1: he really isnt hes a huggeee teddy bear

by eedeen November 3, 2021

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[teddy] Bloxpin

The name for a bomb placed inside a stuffed animal.

Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.

Person 1: I'll probably be safe from lightning here.
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5

Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin

by Pseudopseudoerythronym September 11, 2025

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Teddy Afro

The 2Pac of Ethiopia

Ethiopians: "Teddy Afro is the greatest singer ever!"

by kingknb July 4, 2020

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Teddie Eddie’s

Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.

What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!

by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021

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