When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 18, 2017
One luxuriously bad ass sea creature from a place more mystical than the moon. Where is this place you ask? It is all around you. Scared? Don't be, he's here to love you.
My friends and I were on a boat thinking, "We're on a mo-f**kin' boat b**ches, how can life get any better?!?" But just then the Naughty Luxe showed Up and showed Us how to REALLY live. He was show-on!
by Nettleless October 13, 2011
Aaron: "What you doin tonigth homie?"
Jake: "O you know, just chillin, probably bumpin' naughtys later.
Aaron: fashow
Jake: "O you know, just chillin, probably bumpin' naughtys later.
Aaron: fashow
by Jake7771 July 29, 2008
The typical English white girl covered in make up 3 inches deep , like your penis she jsut put in you , STOP IT BECKY DONT BE NAUGHTY
by Cockmonster November 05, 2019
Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.
Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.
by senecaparkzoo June 01, 2016
when a person sticks their finger up their partner’s ass and use the fecal matter to draw all over their partner’s body to resemble tattoos
Billy: Hey, I just got a new tattoo!
Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.
Billy: What?
Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos
Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.
Billy: What?
Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos
by Kool_Tyga999 December 02, 2021
When a man is doing anal with a woman in the doggystyle position and inserts a hairbrush handle into her vagina with the bristles facing up so that his testicles rub across the brush.
by Oneleggedhomo2 November 05, 2021