Metro

metro.

wow metro sucks at rust

by metro bad at rust January 21, 2022

young metro

If he don't trust you he gon' shoot you

Literally, if young metro don't trust you he gon' shoot you

by nigger dicker July 20, 2016

Metro boomer

A “Boomer” who does not fit the usual description; a cooler, urban boomer.

I thought your granny was an old boring boomer, but she acts so young she’s a metro boomer.

by Granny in Texas, Arlington June 15, 2024

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

metro orgy

A metro orgy is simply a wild and crazy private sex orgy party somewhere in a concealed part of a liberal city - instigated by a few mentally ill, and hermaphrodites, and criminals, and homosexuals, and inter-racial sex mongers, so that 'they' can raise money to fund a big international caper to heist a ocean liner ship, or high jack a transatlantic plane, or rob a long distance train transporting either precious metals, gold bullion, or jewelry. Metro-Orgies are often infiltrated by Scotland Yard for 'fun' using the excuse to ID 'jewel' or 'diamond' thieves and 'burglary' like criminals. "The 'Metro-Orgy ' in Las Vegas, NV last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."

"The 'metro orgy ' last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."

by IJohn4v8 September 20, 2016

young metro

He produces many rap songs today. He is a producer from Atlanta and got big from Drake's song jumpman. He uses these phrases in his produced songs to let people know he is the producer.

-If Young Metro don't trust you I'm gon' shoot you
-Metro boomin

by BMW540 August 4, 2016

Metro Head

The act of receiving head on the metro link train on the way to or from work, school, or volunteer activities.

Did you hear that Travis got metro head this morning? I bet he takes the train all week.

by BB Puffin May 25, 2016