bitch, i’m jamaican

a phrase used to express your culture as a jamaican and not any other

Person 1: Hey, aren’t you french?
Person 2: Bitch, i’m jamaican

by cool kid 1237 March 19, 2025

Jamaican hot sauce

Jamaican hot sauce is when you have diarrhea, and mix it into someone’s weed stash

Alex was being a dick so I hit his stash with the ole Jamaican hot sauce

by Jimothy Crimjims January 15, 2024

Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.

Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!

by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020

Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010

jamaican thirst

a phrase i made up to descibe the yearning to get drunk.

My goodness! Its been weeks since I've last gotten obliterated and I've developped the biggest Jamaican thirst!

by xocyndirellaox June 21, 2008

Jamaican Pie

When you get incredibly baked with a female and you have sex that is basically black out. When you nut it's with the force of a thousand suns. Also derives inspiration from the beef filled pastry commonly manufactured by Golden Krust™.

When Kevin and Kelly cuddled and hit the weed pen like 50 times it resulted in a Jamaican Pie

by vorelad September 7, 2019

Jamaican hangover

When you smoke too much Ganjah and wake up the next morning feeling like your brain was shoved in a frying pan then put in the oven. to cure drink coffee or light another one up.

guy 1: Dude my head feels fucked man
guy 2 : You got a Jamaican hangover man
guy 1 : fuck man how do i fix it man
guy 2 : *passes bong and cup of coffee* smoke up and drink up.

by ty148 February 24, 2017