Matriarchal Issues

Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.

Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.

Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.

Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.

by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023

Government Issue

Anything issued to an inmate in a county, state, or federal prison, by the prison itself. Also the name of a punk rock band.

This razor sucks! What do you expect, it’s government issue.

by Deranged Don November 2, 2025

Daddy issues become daddies issues

just a little food for thought

Daddy issues become daddies issues

by Thehairydabber December 4, 2024

Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Skill Issue

"Skill Issue" Is a term used by people often in competitive video games. It means "Bad", or "Not good". Though most who use it are often coping with their own skill issues.

"lol such a skill issue LLLLLLLL"

by PremiumSalts July 26, 2023

Skill Issue

When you win a game of Hex-A-Gon against your friend and he says that he was unlucky

Bad player: "You only beat me because of luck"
Good player: "sounds like a skill issue

by imliterallyjustthebest = August 14, 2022

trust issues

when u play too much amogus

*plays amogus*
"ITS PINK!? I THOUGHT PINK WAS SAFE!! damn i got trust issues now..."

by WHOISTHIS_E January 26, 2023