Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.
"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"
by Jonah Falk March 7, 2012
Get the husband stealmug. Hym "Billionaires are stealing from... ME and NOT YOU. If government policies that provide tax cuts are theft then the married and the parents are are ALSO stealing from everyone. They are stealing from everyone to support their own kids BUT THE BILLIONAIRES are outside of the grasp and now they want to steal MORE except from them in addition to everyone else. They are gluttons. And they wonder why they lost the election. You're walking up to the guy you're stealing from and telling him that we should steal the billionaire's money so YOU can have more of the money for you and your kids. And you know what happens when you get the billionaire's money? You get left holding the bag because 'you're an incel', they take all of the money and feed it to their kids (who inevitably just shit it out), and then they enslave you so that you can generate more money to steal for their kids in the form of child tax credits!"
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
Get the Billionaires are stealing from...mug. Getting slightly in the way (such as a hand, finger etc.) of a photo, so that the flash lights you up, but so that the actual subjects of the photo are in the dark.
It was a really nice photo 'til he flash-stole it.
Those dicks always flash-steal people's pictures.
Those dicks always flash-steal people's pictures.
by Bricky July 2, 2007
Get the flash-stealmug. You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.
Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
Get the Stealing moneymug. The Australian tradition of temporarily stealing ones belongings in a work environment without their knowledge.
by Sfbbfnfjsksn November 9, 2021
Get the Steal-omug. The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
Get the Mr. Steal Yo Mealmug. Person 1- “Look at Steven’s Facebook profile, he wrote the He’s a Navy Seal.”
Person 2- “I’ve known him straight out of high school, he never enlisted in any branch. Navy STEAL sounds more like it.”
Person 2- “I’ve known him straight out of high school, he never enlisted in any branch. Navy STEAL sounds more like it.”
by The Dequalizer August 8, 2019
Get the Navy Stealmug.