Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.

"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.

by anonymous December 4, 2023

Michael Snowdon

The man, the myth, the legend.

Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.

Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.

Wow, have you seen Michael Snowdon, he’s asleep on the stairs - must’ve been on the K Cider.

by Check One Two January 2, 2025

dude snood

a beard that worn on the neck alone

ben: have you seen jeff’s dude snood?
adam: yes, it’s grown so long!
ben: maybe i should shave my beard off up to my jawline too and create a dude snood of my own!

by mimidt November 22, 2025

Twin Bear Snowdragon

When your roomie from the stabbin’ cabin is giving you a blowjob, as soon as you cum in his mouth you would yell, "I HAVE GAY AIDS!!", then the cum comes out his nose making him a Twin Bear Snowdragon.

Dude, yesterday I gave Sharteen a Twin Bear Snowdragon !

or

Dude I gave both Gayberry and Jizzy an Twin Bear Snowdragon in one night!

by Fishing Trip June 12, 2021