slacker jack

a lazy, unemployable rapper. One who is rubbish at MC-ing.

Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!

by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006

Slacker

Someone often absent from contributing to the general good, even given they have a lot of opportunity and talent to do so!
Would rather for instance watch American TV-dramas, color their hair or fiddle with their eyebrows.

Chantal is such a slacker, when was the last time she drew anything?

by bobdole23 September 1, 2014

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

noodle sacker

-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.

That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.

Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."

by Tedrick Consuelos December 2, 2007

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

serbian snicker pie

When a woman kagle flexes while you are done ejaculating into her vagina.

Holy shit, that feels great when you serbian snicker pie me.

by marleys and big brotha thunduh April 10, 2009

Slacker

Verb. To inflict the pain of your own laziness on another, to spread the disease of procrastination with the intent of bringing another intentionally down with you.

“I was supposed to be working, but I’ve done nothing but eat nachos and watch Gangland all day because you slackered me good.”

by cfmurraytime July 7, 2010