Lady shrek

A girl that looks like the female version of Shrek.

"Dude, that's nasty. His girlfriend is a Lady Shrek."

by DWeez May 2, 2008

Oh Shrek

A "swear" word for middle schoolers in place of "the 'f' word." Also can be used when engaged in intercourse with the legend himself.

Kid 1: Oh Shrek! Somebody stole all of my Robux!!!

by isaactherutabaga October 1, 2017

shrek-tion

When you leave your penis unwashed for 7 days and it starts to grow mold.

“Babe your dick looks like it has mold on it, you must have a shrek-tion!”

by DankHitz420 December 4, 2019

Shrek Saber

Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.

it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek

shrek is love shrek is life.

many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.

I used a shrek saber to feel pleasure, now i dont want it to be ogre

by FL4KST3R June 7, 2022

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017

Pope Shrek

FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!

POPE SHREK IS A HOTTY

by SHREK = <3 May 26, 2022

Shrek Stomp

A Overwatch slang term. To define a team getting destroyed by the enemy team and has no chance of winning

Dude in the Overwatch league the Boston Uprising got Shrek Stomped!

by Austria19 February 4, 2021