jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.

man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.

by blah's February 26, 2011

Shat

To take a shit before-hand.

I just shat a comically large shit.

by Urban Dictionary User Person January 15, 2023

Shat

past definition of shit

mom i just shat myself

by Kacktus January 29, 2023

Shat trick

Flushing three times during a single pooping session.

I'm not trying to waste water Mom, but after the courtesy flush, the primary disposal, and a leftover floater, I had a shat trick.

by Harrison_Bergeron February 3, 2023

shat whag

A shat whag or shat wag person who know thing that mean nothing. They can spill facts on the most random topics out of the blue.

“your mum is such a shat whag”
“wtf is a shat whag”
“a shat whag is a bitch who know random topics and lives to talk about them”

by slagging ur nan February 20, 2023

shat battles

shat battles is a game on roglocks thats inspired by slap battles (totally real ongod frfr)

Person 1: yo lets play some shat battles
Person 2: ok, open up roglocks and ill join you, bitch

by Catiko October 12, 2023

shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023