secret dom

someone who is dom in bed but sub when cuddling

“OMG EVAN I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE A SECRET DOM” said reuben

*Ethan jerking off in the corner*

by womanbeater August 14, 2021

Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

open-secret

A secret that everybody knows

Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret

by 🦈 March 4, 2021

Crab secret

The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.

"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."

"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."

by spaceunderscore November 5, 2023

Novelty Secrets

A Favorite Sex Toy Store No One Knows You Have

Where did you get that sex toy? Novelty Secrets, now put it down.

by Novelty Secrets June 9, 2015

secret seller

A person that sells their nudes online secretly. Sometimes with a different name.

“I’m looking for a secret seller to buy nudes from”

by iconicvirgin December 21, 2021

loud secret

A loud secret is when you have a secret that you want people to know but at the same time you don’t

I smile weed I want to keep it a loud secret

by Marcus von trill October 27, 2017