Ruben

Usually associated with a youngboy with a big nose:
Abnormally retarded, Autism
*Has Aids*
Prone to getting rejected by girls

Did Ruben just fail that physics test? He failed the test because his big fucking nose was in the way

by Sean Cuellar October 9, 2018

Ruben

Ruben is a guy that’s emotional and shy he’s scared of dogs and eats penis 24/7 Ruben also loves to play monopoly and Pokémon on his free time

I love hanging around Ruben he so gay

by Sosaaa :) February 26, 2018

Rubensed

Having the affections of a member of the opposite sex taken from you from under your nose by another.

When chatting up a member of the opposite sex in a bar or other establishment, another guy/girl takes advantage of a small opening (going to the bar/toilet) to slide in and take the affections of said target. Derived from Rubens Barrichellos antics in letting Michael schumacher overtake him in the last stretch to win grand prix races!

by Blastertron September 1, 2005

Reubenist

Someone who believes that sexual intercourse is not a necessity

After his breakup, john has become a reubenist.

by nankhi January 29, 2014

rubenating

to rub ones lame ass

that Ruben guy is rubenating all over his pixy sticks

by BigCheez February 23, 2014

Ruben Hohls

A stupid person who will try to hurt any girl he can find. He usually is a bug tosser and can't tame his mouth. Best advice is to avoid him

That guy is such a Ruben Hohls

by ZAKISKONING April 27, 2014

rauben

Mastrubates to cars.

He isn't into womans, he's rauben.

by Heinrich h. November 29, 2016