Heteromo Relationship

A relationship in which one party is heterosexual and the other is homosexual.

This is pointless, it's like I'm in a heteromo relationship.

by Smilemptysoul June 7, 2014

shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018

Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.

9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."

by Beezy253 September 30, 2013

Relationship Shades

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.

Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.

by CGOguitarist October 3, 2011

un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults

skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship

by team america August 30, 2007

open relationship

when two people are seeing eachother and agree to see other people as well, except one of the two people doesnt really want to be in an un exlusive relationship and winds up getting hurt. To put it simply two people that are dating eachother but one of them is getting more screwed than the other.

Im really into you but not into you enough to not go plant my seed elsewhere so I think we need to be in an open relationship.

by alicatmeoowwwwww July 1, 2010

open relationship

is when a couple has decided to see other people but still keep the relationship that they have and still have the same feeling that they had befor. it takes two very mature people to let you patner see someone else

i love my boyfriend but i want to date other people and let my boy friend do the same

by jackie May 13, 2005