Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

by TRK, Author April 26, 2008

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A random ass auto correct from my phone

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by Imafatasscunt February 06, 2018

Repeat the Question

When you force someone to repeat the question you were just asked. Using "it slipped my mind" as an excuse.

Gina: *asks question*
Ellie: *was tuned out* could you repeat the question?
Gina: ...
Ellie: I heard you, but it slipped my mind
Gina: yeah of course!

Jane: *in corner* sus

by GrackDaWeirdo October 28, 2021

I'll take my question off the air

in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member

Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm

by mankthetank April 28, 2016

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Plural Question Mark?

When your Bestie asks you a question and makes the subject plural in the sentence. You don't know how to respond to this so you simply say "Plural Question Mark?" to express confusion and loss of words.

"Plural Question Mark?"

by mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresaqw October 25, 2023

Sarcatorical Question

A sarcatorical question is a question asked sarcastically with no desire for a legitimate answer. Often used to allusively insult a debate opponents argument, or to state a bigoted opinion in a nefarious attempt to seem genuine with the option to feign ignorance if criticised for it (see: sealioning)

Example of a Sarcatorical Question : "If slavery was so bad, why didn't black people run away?"

by dwalone December 31, 2021