chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.

Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.

by chinkchongchang December 13, 2014

Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012

clam pudding

The mixture of semen and vagina juice after sex.

"How was the sex?"
"Good. After he finished I let him taste some of the clam pudding ;)"

by Nktbnnnrs May 16, 2016

fire pud

Ginger whose carpet matches the drapes.

Tammy:His pubes were red like his head.
Stacy: So john is a fire pud?
Tammy: Yeah!

by Vopper7 April 26, 2014

pudding fister

One who disrupts a formal meeting by inadvertently saying something really inappropriate.

I was a real pudding fister at the IEP meeting. I was trying to explain why my child needed help with utensils, and said "well unless you want him fisting his pudding", at which point the meeting came to a screeching halt.

by Adjunction Function February 4, 2014

pudding puss

To pout or otherwise show a facial expression of dissapointment usually over insignificant or trivial matters.

(Old time east coast United States slang.)

What's with the pudding puss, you can't always get what you want.

by Dee dee ranged October 4, 2017

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017