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prince charming

A person who you want to believe is real. Someone you dream about and one day find. Or vice versa...
If you find someone like this, it's most likely to end up bad or in heartbreak. Or he will leave you for another "princess".
"Shadows dance around me as I race alone
I will never rest until she's in my arms
So close and yet so far away...
A simple kiss to bring her back, to make this story end

Not all knights in shining armor can make your dreams come true
He's not quite as charming as he may seem
Come and claim your queen!" ~ Better luck next time, prince charming.
by Lawlllzz. July 19, 2009
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prince charming complex

n.

an explanation to why nice guy's finish last. a man with prince charming complex wants to woo the woman he's trying to court by showering her with excess love, attention, and gifts because he believes she will love this type of affection. sometimes it's effective but it mostly ends in heartbreak.
Len: So what did Jeanette say?

Anthony: When I told her I wanted to go out with her, I said I'd like to take her to the beach and later cook her dinner and drink some wine.

Len: That was too much bro, that type of thing scares chicks. You gotta get over your Prince Charming Complex.
by Chris Norton May 27, 2009
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Prince Poppycock

A man whose only talent can be described as "showmanship", yet somehow this allowed him to finish fourth on America's Got Talent. Known for excessive makeup and an extremely flamboyant, forced personality.

In one sentence, he's the worst thing to happen to the Northern Hemisphere, including 9/11 and World War II.
Person A: "Hey I was watching America's Got Talent and can't believe Prince Poppycock didn't win."

Person B: "Why? He has no definable talent. The show is called America's Got Talent."

Person A: "You don't understand, you must not like him because he's gay."

Person B: "You only like him because he's gay."

Person A: "Well seeing as I am a young impressionable, insecure teenage girl...you are probably correct."
by You Dislike My Definition October 25, 2010
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Prince Caspian

Only one of the hottest men to ever grace the movie screen. Played by Ben Barnes in the second Chronicles of Narnia movie. Marries Ramandu in one of those Narnia books. Is extremely attractive and sexy and hot. Like sex in a movie without a sex scene.
Wow! That man is so hot! He must be Prince Caspian!
by Lissey June 2, 2008
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half blood prince

A semi-boner; a penis that is engulfed with half of the blood required for a complete erection.
I got this awkward half blood prince during math class today, but luckily it subsided when I concentrated really hard on David the Gnome.
by kduges September 26, 2005
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Prendergast

A promiscuous leprechaun who drinks Jamison at 5:00am sharp and moons the newspaper boy.
"Where you really awake early enough to see the ass of the Prendergast?!?"
by Cuddily Bear August 19, 2009
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twenty pence tit wank

Dave, do you think Newcastle will win the premiership this year? Fuck you Steve, you've got more chance of getting a twenty p tit wank.
by jimmyrodent December 17, 2011
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