Pilot

Lazy, irresponsible and possibly dangerous individuals that happen to fly airplanes.

I’m so sick of having to pick up after the dumb pilots.

by Jack A S August 24, 2019

Minge Pilot

A person who likes going down on women regularly.

Also another word for someone who serves milkshake in Mcdonalds.

Minge Pilot, is a term made from the two words "minge" and "pilot" so can be translated to mean someone who flies an aircraft and likes vagina.

It is generally a term used for lesbians as apart from scissoring and fingering, they are limited in what they can do, so they therefore usually go down on their partner.

Oh see Ellie over there? Shes such a minge pilot!

Look at John, he flies a plane and goes down on his wife, what a minge pilot!

Thanks for the vanilla milkshake Mr Minge Pilot!

by Mrtittybojangle January 10, 2014

Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022

Crotch pilot

When you grab your crotch and move your hand up and down controlling your movements. Your piloting your crotch to the best feeling you will ever have.

I’m going to go crotch pilot here soon. Or hey you can control my crotch tonight, be my crotch pilot

by Crotch pilot September 14, 2018

Powder Pilot

some one who is extremely skilled at either skiing or snowboarding on open mountains and fresh powder.

guy 1:Man that dude really can ski
guy 2: yeah, he goes Heli-Skiing all the time
guy 1:that guy is a real powder pilot always carving new lines in fresh snow

by Holzburg May 10, 2010

Kentucky Co-Pilot

When you shit yourself while driving

He shat himself a Kentucky Co-Pilot on the way to work Monday

by sagmarth May 20, 2019

Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017