resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.

Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.

by Grimstache September 8, 2020

Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

hot girl zoom

when you zoom in while taking a selfie (normally a mirror selfie). this helps make the angle / position of your phone less awkward, while also adding a slight aesthetic vintage grain. most importantly, it decreases the quality of the image, smoothing out your skin and making you appear hotter.

“omg, you look so good in this selfie!”
“haha thanks, i used the hot girl zoom.”

by bumbleebee December 23, 2019

Zoom

A Stupid Online Chat Service That Makes Me So Mad

9:30 Am A Zoom
10:30 A Zoom
11:00 A Zoom

12:00 A Zoom

1:00 A Zoom
2:00 A Zoom

ALL WEEK

by Some Random MotherFucker May 18, 2020

Zoom Strike Gaming

retard

Zoom Strike Gaming is retarded

by Hyperbirdy3 November 30, 2024

zoom

The same app we have been using to interact with people since 2020

Ok it's time to hop on my zoom call today

by slushy March 23, 2022

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.

Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023