Much like a shark, this person under-exaggerates their ability at certain games. The jerk factor is added by the fact that this person does this to friends, not unsuspecting pool hall drunks.
Richard invites Greg over to play Guitar Hero, saying that he is only on Easy mode. Greg comes over only to get his butt whipped by someone who can 5 star his way through hard.
Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"
Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"
by CHRISGRE August 06, 2007
a variation of the "eiffel tower" or "taking some one to Paris" when two men dock their penises, and form an eiffel tower formation with their hands. The third gentlemen also known as the jerk, then jerks the foreskin back and forth over the docked peni.
by slideways240 November 22, 2012
by Miguel Sanchez July 03, 2003
A person, male or female, wich you be a giant jerk. This person is such a jerk they are the equivilant to a bag full of jerks, wich in turn makes them some sort of super jerk, hence the term, jerk bag.
by shane vogel June 26, 2006
by Murray Haldanish October 07, 2019
V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
by Marty October 20, 2003
Falling into the second socket.The socket of death.There are two sockets you can go into,the dream socket,where you usually go into,or into an alpha jerk where you slip into it and die.
Jimi Hendrix is theorized to have slipped into an alpha jerk,resulting in his death.Alpha jerks can happen when your high.
"hey man,i wonder if i can die,you know?Let me slip into an alpha jerk."
"Dude,i heard about that alpha jerk thing,lets get high!"
"I heard Benny alpha-jerked last night.People said it was an OD but man Benny always said he wanted to go from an alpha jerk."
"hey man,i wonder if i can die,you know?Let me slip into an alpha jerk."
"Dude,i heard about that alpha jerk thing,lets get high!"
"I heard Benny alpha-jerked last night.People said it was an OD but man Benny always said he wanted to go from an alpha jerk."
by Jaja Binx January 29, 2009