by Rivie May 23, 2020
Get the Noahmug. NOAH IS A HOE
by bigboysstayback October 21, 2019
Get the Noahmug. An ugly rat with a cockroach above his lip, a cunt with no friends and a big ass wimp, refers to woman as objects and hoes, a cocky bastard that is disrespectful to everything and everyone, not only that but a racist narcissist that thinks hes always right , with his pineapple head ass - no offense
PERSON 1: "Noah need to take off whatever is above his lip cause that aint it, maybe its just his face in general"
PERSON 2: "He is so ugly and he claims that he gets "hoes" but they run once they see his shrimp thats if theres anything to see in the first place and hes a pass around so i dont know why hes referring to them as hoes"
PERSON 3: " The only reason why niggas hang around him is just to use him he aint got no friends"
PERSON 4: "Boy gets pushed around by girls and cries when someone puts that fool in his place"
PERSON 2: "He is so ugly and he claims that he gets "hoes" but they run once they see his shrimp thats if theres anything to see in the first place and hes a pass around so i dont know why hes referring to them as hoes"
PERSON 3: " The only reason why niggas hang around him is just to use him he aint got no friends"
PERSON 4: "Boy gets pushed around by girls and cries when someone puts that fool in his place"
by n0 offense May 21, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Noah he good looking he will take your hart are in the frist min you meet him and you know when it comes to girlfriends he will treat them right and make sure that he dose not hurt them
by Juna_love16 April 12, 2019
Get the Noahmug. A treasurable creation that was made delicately. This creation is one that god took his time on. Every special quality that this creation holds is a representation of how powerful god is for the simple fact that each one never fails to shine bright. He put his all into this creation being the best that it could possibly be and by this creation being shared with the world, it’s blessed in all of the best ways possible. This creation is one of the best editions that could have ever been made to the world. Out of all of the creations that he has made and added to this world, this one is his true masterpiece. There’s nothing more admirable.
I’ve never seen a creation as special as Noah. We should have more of them.
As long as this world has Noah , it will always shine bright.
What’s more admirable than Noah? I’ll have to think about it for a while.
As long as this world has Noah , it will always shine bright.
What’s more admirable than Noah? I’ll have to think about it for a while.
by Writing is art November 27, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Noah you fucking piece of shit
by bjebdbdednejde November 12, 2020
Get the Noahmug. A Noah is a very sexy man, very loyal, and very sexual. he will suck you off whenever he wants and you wont give a damn shit because noah is the hottest man in your school. Whenever he smirks at you, you die and instantly look and kiss him. He's just overall sexy as fuck.
girl:Omg! noah said hi to me! im fainting
Boy:Nigger! I know im not gay but if i was playing smash or pass i would smash all day!
Noah comes in chat
Girl2:you guys are so gay! Noah and me had a session last night! i think im pregnant! ive seen tons of dicks , but noahs dick is humongous!
Noah:Wtf! Dont tell them!
Boy:Nigger! I know im not gay but if i was playing smash or pass i would smash all day!
Noah comes in chat
Girl2:you guys are so gay! Noah and me had a session last night! i think im pregnant! ive seen tons of dicks , but noahs dick is humongous!
Noah:Wtf! Dont tell them!
by NarwhalLover123 April 28, 2017
Get the Noahmug.