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A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments
Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾
mugGet the ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾mug.
I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥
I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥
by Magicznyy October 28, 2023
mugGet the I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥mug.

No Comment

Oli has a 1.1 inch penis
'oli has a small penis, no comment'
by Chelseafan123 March 10, 2023
mugGet the No Commentmug.

Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.
SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
by Jsslade October 13, 2022
mugGet the Comment Coyotemug.

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.
The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.
by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011
mugGet the Comment cloturemug.

Redundant Commenting

Commenting on something else that someone is commenting on or complaining about someone else complaining abotu something.
by MM132 January 25, 2013
mugGet the Redundant Commentingmug.

Comment Block

Commenting on something with the sole intention of making sure no one else comments on it.
Original: Finally got my spikes yeah boy.
Comment: I like it in the anus
OP: you just comment blocked me
by nickmaneffn May 11, 2011
mugGet the Comment Blockmug.

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