monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 11, 2004

Marten

A fine lookin male. Male version of Gina.

Daaymm Marten! You be lookin fine.

by G.J. June 22, 2006

monte carlo

1) A nice place where the aristocracy of Europe bring thier nice cars.


2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.

A merkin brought a monte carlo to monte carlo and got beat by a 1960's mini cooper.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Wal Marter

Somebody who WalMarts- the act of doing annoying things in a public shop/line/etc..for example, stopping right in front of someone, bumping into someone and not apologizing, or teenagers who just don't shut up and move.

Ugh, our tour bus toured with a high school field trip, and while we tried to go sightseeing, they kept WalMarting us by walking slow and shoving each other! Stupid Wal Marters.

by WalMart'd Daily June 11, 2009

Martel

A "thick" or "full-figured" girl with a voluptuous booty usually wearing tight jeans or other restrictive clothing over the buttox to help support the excess flesh from hanging freely away from the body. Sometimes the flesh gets redistributed just above the original butt resulting in a muffin top or a double butt.

Look over there, that girl in the tan tights is a Martel. Levitra and Martha are Martels

by Tobi Pilsen June 30, 2009

molten cum

When you cum in molten lava or lava

Dude #1: I cummed in lava.
Dude #2: You got molten cum man...

by iSpye May 3, 2019

tracy martel

Tracy Martel is a synonym of Trixie Mattel, a known drag queen for wearing makeup to look like Barbie.

- Did you see the winner of All Stars 3 Tracy Martel last night?

- Yes! She’s such a skinny legend!

by Skinniestlegend April 26, 2018