Michael

A "smart" guy. I know him, he probably learned it from Youtube but whatever. He'll still ride for you though.

"My name is Michael and I know EVERYTHING about video games."

by @.@ High MOFO March 14, 2021

Michael

michael gets laid a lot

"did michael get laid"
"yes, michael did get laid"

by I-Get-Laid April 6, 2021

Michael

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I Michaeled to the Michael of Michael’s Michael

by The wanti Santi April 18, 2021

Michael

Michael... Michael, Michael Michael.

Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.

That Michael was huge

by T0aster111 April 22, 2021

Michael

Michael is a secret path of which no one just simply walks down or screeches out hes name in vain its meant for real moments of frustration when nothing else can express the sadness that lingers we are
MICHAEEEEEEL

It can be used in any way, excitement, pain even a greeting, the Michael is not tied down to one meaning

by joz321 June 16, 2022

Michael

The biggest douche bag in the world. Doesn't care about your feelings, and will dump every girl he dates. He's conceited and thinks he's above all; When in reality he's the most worthless person ever.

Girl1- That's my ex boyfriend, Michael.
Girl2- What a coincidence, that's my ex too!

by JessxObscene December 12, 2010

Michael

Michael is a huge dick. He thinks he is better than everyone but hes not. No one likes him. He tends to fuck girls named jillian and he is a very mean and selfish person. He loves to use girls

dude that bitch is so michael

by thabitchyo November 16, 2010