A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"
Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.
by warontara September 19, 2012
Get the Pirate Mastermug. by JING MIKE MOY January 21, 2014
Get the Master Ballingmug. ARCEUS-master is a Mexican writer active on Fanfiction.net, who has one of the best Pokémon stories as of February 2017, with over three-thousand favourites and over two-thousand followers combined. It features Latios and Latias going on a journey with Ash Ketchum, who strives to be the very best Pokémon trainer, like no one ever was. On their way, they overcome trials and tribulations as an evil spirit of old starts wreaking havoc once more, his sight apparently set on Latios and Latias.
Guy 1: ''Have you read the newest chapter of A New Chance For Adventure?''
guy 2: ''No way! Has ARCEUS-master updated his story? His writing is phenomenal!''
guy 2: ''No way! Has ARCEUS-master updated his story? His writing is phenomenal!''
by ThatAverageDude February 9, 2017
Get the ARCEUS-mastermug. Piece of paper that says you killed yourself over several EXTRA years of bullshit schooling. Typically students never sleep, have no social life, constantly wonder if they will graduate and would rather die a slow painful death. These "students" are often so confused by their teachers and constant over analization that even the simplest of things no longer make any sense. Additionally these people make very little money for all of their work.
"Dude you really confused the shit out of everyone"
"Dude you really Masters of Architecture'd that one"
or
"Dude you really MArch'ed that one up, your gonna fail"
"Dude you really Masters of Architecture'd that one"
or
"Dude you really MArch'ed that one up, your gonna fail"
by Bill1203192430 February 17, 2009
Get the Masters of Architecturemug. by Wake me up outside August 23, 2019
Get the Soup mastermug. The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.
"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"
"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
by Grogo December 17, 2019
Get the Cumshot Mastermug. Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.
by aspAddict September 1, 2008
Get the Turd Mastermug.