Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO
by themassiveseater March 30, 2020

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob
2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018

The low taper fade meme.
by idkwhatname818 December 23, 2024

Massive is a term typically used only in Dublin (most commonly Tallaght) to describe something as being good or great.
Can also be used to say someone looks beautiful or stunning, however can get you into a lot of trouble if the recipiant doesn't understand the term.
Keep in mind that it's not something you'd say to describe somewhere or someone, but rather something (I.E., a artical of clothing, food, a night out.)
Instead you should say "They're the craic!" Rather than "They're massive." When referring to them alone.
Can also be used to say someone looks beautiful or stunning, however can get you into a lot of trouble if the recipiant doesn't understand the term.
Keep in mind that it's not something you'd say to describe somewhere or someone, but rather something (I.E., a artical of clothing, food, a night out.)
Instead you should say "They're the craic!" Rather than "They're massive." When referring to them alone.
Girlfriend: "Do you like me dress?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah, 's massive on yah."
- - -
"That food was massive."
"Ya' look proper massive"
Boyfriend: "Yeah, 's massive on yah."
- - -
"That food was massive."
"Ya' look proper massive"
by CyberTropolis March 30, 2019

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.
by nicemeister April 6, 2022

by King_bilbo_RTM_free_lars June 13, 2019
