Phallic Mallet

1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.

"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."

by G Laz! August 29, 2011

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Blob Marley

Smokin while on the loo

gary - "im just gonna take the joint im going for a Blob Marley"
kevin- "you cunt"

by sfgaesdfs March 12, 2016

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Bob Marley Kid

A kid who after the first time he tries pot buys a bunch of bob marley shirts and listens to bob marley music and acts like weed is his life.

Me: "Hey whats up"
BMK: "Jah mahn tis what be good in jamaca"
Me: "STOP DOING THAT! YOU ONLY DID IT ONCE YOU ARE TOTALLY BEING THE BOB MARLEY KID"

by Fluffxoxoxoxx October 14, 2008

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Malleted

To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

Sandra was malleted by Gary.

by The Scotsman September 30, 2005

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jonny malloy

One of the sexiest mothafuckas you eva seen. He's one hell of a nigga and his love is the shit! He's got a tongue like a tornado and dick fat as a potato - and twice as delicious.

I'm JONNY, bitch! Enjoy yaself.

See also Rick James.

by BlackMajic April 12, 2004

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Marley

a geek or a nerd that thinks he is all that or he may just be a pain in the ass dog. Loves attention and maybe sweet, sometimes. Can be funny at times.

Dued he is such a Marley!

by belldandy199465 December 1, 2009

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