by Nicolas515Tanker July 23, 2025

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Scottie Pippen: MJ, how are you doing?
Michael Jordan: Iโm sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. Iโll never be like Lebron James (๐)
Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help
Michael Jordan: Iโm sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. Iโll never be like Lebron James (๐)
Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help
by Certified Lebonbon glazemaster March 18, 2025

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please, don't take my sunshine away
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please, don't take my sunshine away
by CaldoDeMazapan April 1, 2024

LeBron Raymone James Sr.
The best, the greatest, the GOAT on the earth.
Drafted by the Cleveland Cavs in 2003, carrying the young Cavaliers side to the finals in 2007 but sadly losing, going to the Heat in Miami in 2009, winning 2 rings in a row in 2012 and 2013 becoming MVP and Finals MVP in both years, coming back for a 4-year term in Cleveland in 2014, winning his most well known ring in 2016 after defeating the warriors, and lastly he goes to the lakers and wins his most current ring in 2020 which was controversial because every game was in the same arena because of the pandemic, everyone calls it "a bubble ring" but that's just wrong. Now we are in 2025 where he has played with his own seed on the court, who is also called Bronny or LeBron Jr. who used to be a streamer before becoming a 2nd round draft pick.
41,498 points across 21 seasons from 03/04 to 24/25 so far (1st February 2025, will increase in the future).
4 championship rings in 2012, 2013, 2016 and 2020, Finals MVP in the same years, NBA MVP in 2009, 2012, 2012 and 2013, going to the finals 8 years in a row from 2010 to 2018, going to the finals a total of 10 times in 2007, 2010-2018 and 2020. 3 Olympic gold medals in 2008, 2012 and 2024 and an Olympic bronze medal in 2004.
He has even starred in at least 14 movies.
6'9 or 206 cm, 250 lbs or 113 kg, 84,3'' or 214 cm wingspan, 44" or 111.76 cm vertical.
Once again the best, the greatest, the GOAT on the earth.
LeBron Raymone James Sr.
The best, the greatest, the GOAT on the earth.
Drafted by the Cleveland Cavs in 2003, carrying the young Cavaliers side to the finals in 2007 but sadly losing, going to the Heat in Miami in 2009, winning 2 rings in a row in 2012 and 2013 becoming MVP and Finals MVP in both years, coming back for a 4-year term in Cleveland in 2014, winning his most well known ring in 2016 after defeating the warriors, and lastly he goes to the lakers and wins his most current ring in 2020 which was controversial because every game was in the same arena because of the pandemic, everyone calls it "a bubble ring" but that's just wrong. Now we are in 2025 where he has played with his own seed on the court, who is also called Bronny or LeBron Jr. who used to be a streamer before becoming a 2nd round draft pick.
41,498 points across 21 seasons from 03/04 to 24/25 so far (1st February 2025, will increase in the future).
4 championship rings in 2012, 2013, 2016 and 2020, Finals MVP in the same years, NBA MVP in 2009, 2012, 2012 and 2013, going to the finals 8 years in a row from 2010 to 2018, going to the finals a total of 10 times in 2007, 2010-2018 and 2020. 3 Olympic gold medals in 2008, 2012 and 2024 and an Olympic bronze medal in 2004.
He has even starred in at least 14 movies.
6'9 or 206 cm, 250 lbs or 113 kg, 84,3'' or 214 cm wingspan, 44" or 111.76 cm vertical.
Once again the best, the greatest, the GOAT on the earth.
LeBron Raymone James Sr.
by YEEฦตYLOVER530 February 1, 2025

A cigar emptied of its tobacco and replaced with copious amounts of marijuana. Rolled in a manner in that it resembles the lower extremities of four-time NBA champion Lebron James.
Damn that jawn a Lebron leg!
We shouldn't have smoked that Lebron leg before going to Gram-Gram's funeral. I'm high as fuck.
We shouldn't have smoked that Lebron leg before going to Gram-Gram's funeral. I'm high as fuck.
by Craig Dumper August 28, 2022

When a man attempts to get with a tall athlete female so he can create a son with good height and genetics. He then continues to train his son continuously until he becomes the greatest basketball player ever
โYea Candice isnโt quite pretty but project Lebron has to happy somehow!โ
โHas to be worth it, Candice is 6โ1!โ
โHas to be worth it, Candice is 6โ1!โ
by Larry birds son March 2, 2024
