LANCED

To die a cruel and unusual death by boredom, PowerPoint, charts, and emergency drill procedures. Known to cause blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.

I was sucked into an emergency meeting today and my partner was Lanced; I'm going to miss him.

by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023

Lance

Lance is the name for a person that is generally a bitch at everything they do. Lance is a bottom freak and loves giant cock in his asshole. Lance is a hoe ass bitch.

Youre being a lance right now.
(Youre being a bitch right now.)

by ho3assbitchasslookingass May 19, 2022

Lance

Lance's are the type of people to get good grades but say they're dumb. They always have a right hand man that has a somewhat common name (ex. Troy, Eric, etc.). They are usually good at acting dumb around some people and the smart around others.

Hey Troy, Lance is back.

by shorteater69 December 3, 2021

lance videos

A skinny white gay boy, also known as a twink, who enjoys being topped and eaten out.

Lance videos is nick videos boyfriend, to him he’s just a hole.

by calvin Phd August 3, 2020

Lance

A Lance is an interesting individual, one who is very friendly and funny to be around -- but not in the ways you would expect. A Lance exumes a certain NPC energy, making random quips at a given time and will walk with such a purpose that his walking presence alone lets you know who he is.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Lance today?

Friend 2: Yeah, I did. He's starting to act like those Skyrim NPCs though....

by Murica4004 February 12, 2024

Laurel Lance

Is a character in the show Arrow on CW. The main character Oliver Queen dates her before running off on a Yacht with her sister Sara. They are assumed dead when the yacht goes down in a storm. five years later Oliver is found alive and bring him back home. his father had killed himself to save Oliver and had begged Oliver to write his wrongs (he was a millionaire) and Oliver becomes the Arrow. Laurel then decides to join Oliver on his mission and becomes the Canarie.

Hey look its Laurel Lance the Hero of Star city, the canarie.

by Cale1 February 25, 2020

Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".

Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.

by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023