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johnny knocker

an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.
Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.
by edward van blankenstien June 12, 2013
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Table knockers

(n) a pepper so spicy that results in one pounding the table while it’s being consumed.
While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness

“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”

Or

“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or

“Let’s get us some table knockers
by Hydrasia August 15, 2018
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Knocker Knockout

When the impact of an udder uppercut is so forceful that it renders her unconscious or disorients her.
Riley was riding McMurray so aggressively that she suffered a knocker knockout as the result of a stiff udder uppercut.
by McMurray515 May 14, 2024
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Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.
I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.
by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022
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knocker

A bunch of things to describe someone
Either negative or positive
by Knocker101 May 13, 2021
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Knockers

bonkers, melons, boobies, tits, breasts, tiddys, synonym for the female hills
Guy: Hey look at those knockers! They're huge!
by DubTrapGaming October 29, 2018
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knocker

a male whore who knocks a lot of women up
person 1:you see that bitch over there
person 2: yeah hes a knocker got 5 kids already

person 1: thats mental hes only 17
by pikapac May 4, 2020
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