jerking around

jerking around can mean that someone is behaving like an asshole and is not listening

Quit jerking around!
Why is everyone here jerking around?

by P. Orno December 14, 2017

French Jerk

a variation of the "eiffel tower" or "taking some one to Paris" when two men dock their penises, and form an eiffel tower formation with their hands. The third gentlemen also known as the jerk, then jerks the foreskin back and forth over the docked peni.

Billy was the jerk in our french jerk!

docking eiffel tower going to paris threesome

by slideways240 November 27, 2012

jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

jerk bag

A person, male or female, wich you be a giant jerk. This person is such a jerk they are the equivilant to a bag full of jerks, wich in turn makes them some sort of super jerk, hence the term, jerk bag.

that jerk bag, is the biggest jerk bag that ever was a jerk bag

by shane vogel June 25, 2006

circle-jerk

When people meet and they talk and nothing gets done. All talk, no action.

The US senate is having a circle-jerk.

by Murray Haldanish October 7, 2019

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003

Alpha Jerk

Falling into the second socket.The socket of death.There are two sockets you can go into,the dream socket,where you usually go into,or into an alpha jerk where you slip into it and die.

Jimi Hendrix is theorized to have slipped into an alpha jerk,resulting in his death.Alpha jerks can happen when your high.

"hey man,i wonder if i can die,you know?Let me slip into an alpha jerk."

"Dude,i heard about that alpha jerk thing,lets get high!"


"I heard Benny alpha-jerked last night.People said it was an OD but man Benny always said he wanted to go from an alpha jerk."

by Jaja Binx January 29, 2009