Jacob

A Short bitch ass cunt that likes men and needs a good cunt punting

Jacob needs to be circumcised with nail clippers

by JacobLikesMen March 6, 2020

Jacob

he's gay

some dude: dude, look at that jacob over there! hes so gay

by GamerGirl4750 June 17, 2018

Jacob

a nice guy who will steel all of the girls hearts. hes funny, sweet and has amazing hair!! if you look into his eyes you will never look away! he flirts whith every girl in the school. he's a heartbreaker. he chooses one girl to love and sticks whith her. i got lost in him myself.

Jacob:Hi serina
serina:Hey jacob!!!

by secretsinthesnow February 5, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a gigantic self-loving jerk with the mentality of a two-year old. He will go out of his way to be a jerk to anyone who doesn't agree with him. He tries to act cool in front of his friends but it never works. He get very embarrassed if anyone sees him with his family. If you know a guy named Jacob he's probably a dick.

Jacob is a jerk.
Jacob isn't cool.
Jacob is a nerd.

by WeirdoBeardoIsAWeirdo January 28, 2019

Jacob

That fucking big ass whore who can jump like a real kangaroo. Sometimes his hair is an actual bird's nest. He believes that he is rich but when you see it from you pov, you realize he's just a showoff who has nothing better to do. He can also do the "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and toes" dance fairly and decently well. He is the fakest ass bitch you will ever meet. One second he will talk to your face, but then the next he will say something completely different to other people behind your back. The amount of times he calls you an asshole behind your back is too many to count. He will pretend to be nice to you when it's your birthday, but right when the clock hits 12:00 am the next day, he starts up again.

"This girl ______ is such an asshole, I would never choose her over you."
"ok Jacob"

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020

jacob's

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Testicles.....origin : Jacobs Cream Crackers (Knackers) - Jacobs Cream Cracker Biscuits perhaps the best known of all UK plain Cracker Biscuits

'Do exactly as I ask, or I'll cut your f*cking Jacob's off!"

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

Jacob

Jacob is a boy who loves sports. He is funny and smart. Sometimes he has anger issues. Friendly to everyone. He is not mean. A lot of girls like him.

P.S. I’m a Jacob

Girl: You know that new boy Jacob
Girl 2: Of course, he is cute
Jacob: (walks to the girls) hi
Both Girls:*blushing*

by ImA Jacob14 April 20, 2018