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Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans
Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*
by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018
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Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.
Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude
by Buttshava January 19, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a very, very annoying person. He is a major douche bag, and no one likes him. Everyone hates him literally. He yells too much. He gets in trouble a lot. Why is he even alive?
Hey, you Jacob, kill yourself.
by Wanna one April 19, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a boy who loves sports. He is funny and smart. Sometimes he has anger issues. Friendly to everyone. He is not mean. A lot of girls like him.

P.S. I’m a Jacob
Girl: You know that new boy Jacob
Girl 2: Of course, he is cute
Jacob: (walks to the girls) hi
Both Girls:*blushing*
by ImA Jacob14 April 20, 2018
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Jacob

someone who you would regreat losing
they may not be your prince charming on the outside but they are on the inside.
has anger issues but can be super sweet,
once you get to know them you wont ever forget
person: hes ugly
me: no hes not the knight in shining armor but hes my jacob
by Hanna the llama April 18, 2018
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Jacob

That fucking big ass whore who can jump like a real kangaroo. Sometimes his hair is an actual bird's nest. He believes that he is rich but when you see it from you pov, you realize he's just a showoff who has nothing better to do. He can also do the "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and toes" dance fairly and decently well. He is the fakest ass bitch you will ever meet. One second he will talk to your face, but then the next he will say something completely different to other people behind your back. The amount of times he calls you an asshole behind your back is too many to count. He will pretend to be nice to you when it's your birthday, but right when the clock hits 12:00 am the next day, he starts up again.
"This girl ______ is such an asshole, I would never choose her over you."
"ok Jacob"
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020
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Jacob

Usually a boy who is called a turtle is taller than 5" but shorted than 6" and usually hangs around boys of the name troy Julius and darreon
Ayy that turtle reminds me of Jacob, turtle neck having ass
by Kamiya king February 4, 2018
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