Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.

I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

inspicious

A word that my mother has said to replace the word inconspicious

Person 1: You have to be inspicious!
Person 2: What...?

by Yurrruie February 19, 2023

Inspirationalism

When all the countries in the world force inspiration on each all

Damn, thats some mighty fine inspirationalism

by rehehehehehehe3 May 19, 2023

Inspectigate

- noun (informal)
An inspection of a technical nature that could lead to further investigation. There is generally a seamless transition from the inspection phase to the investigation stage.

The lead technician was sent by his supervisor to inspectigate the downtime issues with the machinery.

by dynalloyd June 15, 2023

Inspector Complex

When you stalk someone's social media profile for too long, you start thinking like a detective because you just know they're up to something. Like a hero complex, but ten times creepier.

John: I'm stalking my ex's new boyfriend's profile because I'm pretty sure he's a weirdo, but now I think I'm developing an inspector complex.
Dave: Go, complex, go...

by Platinum6 July 10, 2023

inspovation

when you're feeling un inspired and un motivated and you're seeking a certain level of dopamine to spark your motivation at the same time as feeling inspired

I really needed to poop but I didn't want to walk to the toilet, so I started flicking through the tv for some inspovation and saw an advertisement for free public transport today and in my excitement for catching public transport I caught the bus down to the train station and pooped in the station toilet. I'm so glad that I found some inspovation to poop

by shredded toe nails July 31, 2023

Inspectigate

Inspectigate

His deceitfulness lead her to inspectigate his where abouts.

by [e-mail] August 1, 2024