by the69weeb November 21, 2021
Get the PPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO mug.THE HUMAN RACE IS A FAILURE
jerry: what are you doing james?
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
jerry: I think you cocaine addiction is getting out of hand
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
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by PLSHELPIAMINGREATPAI69420 July 21, 2021
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Get the Joe Biden might be helping our cause mug.I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
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Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
Get the i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me mug.Describes the feeling of relaxation and satisfaction that comes from a technical support representative who solves your problem in a prompt and friendly manner. As most experiences with technical support leave one feeling like they've just been anally raped, an actual good experience can be a pleasant surprise that really makes their day, much like fellatio.
When my internet went down, I called the cable company. I was only on hold for a minute! The TSR was so friendly and asked about my kids while running diagnostics. In five minutes my problem was fixed and I was back online! I feel like I've just been helpfullated.
by Neeperando June 22, 2009
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1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist
don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist
don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there
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