Otang Hang

The powerful action of suspending oneself in the air (usually accomplished by hanging from a branch as an orangutan would), in an attempt to relieve one's body of shit and any other elements hiding in the anus. Usually this is exercised by those making an effort to affirm dominance or impress a potential mate. The splashdown power and accuracy of the projectile are considerable aspects when considering the skill of an Otang Hanger. Proper form requires one's legs to be perpendicular to the body as to not drop a mortar in your undies. In the event of one person Otang Hanging onto another person, the victim is required to shamefully wear the feces of the predator on their person for 24 hours.

Example 1:
"Hey where have you been for the past hour?"
"I've been in the woods improving the accuracy of my Otang Hang"
"That explains the bombs I heard going off"

Example 2:
"Wow man you have terrible Otang Hang form"
"Why do you say that?"
"Your fire-mission coordinates sent more bum gravy into your underwear than on my head."

by Massive Ballsack September 25, 2019

hanging and slanging

When you walk around and your dick uncontrollably swings around

" I can't help it I'm just hanging and slanging!!"

by Alexander102 September 4, 2017

Two hang

Two hang describes a meeting of just two friends. As with a "group hang", it is a casual meeting and not a date.

Taylor: "Did Crystal and Tom go on a date last night?"
Sarah: "No, it was just a two hang."

by zoobiscuitz October 3, 2010

hang a dang

A slang term for a man's genitals

He doesn't like his hang a dang to rest on the toilet.

by Iwasmoreright December 31, 2016

Hang it and bang it

A way to say get something done, preferably in a quick and efficient manner. A request to do work instead of engaging in bush league behavior.

Alright, I gave you the information you need to calculate the rate law of the reaction, now hang it and bang it.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

Hanging Dumpling

stubborn fecal matter that remains attatched to its toilet doner... Rests suspended above toilet water until its grip has weakend enough to drop.

Sorry I took so long.. I had a hanging dumpling that just wouldnt quit .... took a few minutes for me to shake that one out!

by Killa Caleb January 14, 2011

Mississippi Hanging

Like a regular hanging, except not with rope and not around the neck.

Instead, they use fishing twine and it goes around your scrotum.

This one dude done raped a gal, so the lynch mob decided it proper to give the sumbich a Mississippi hanging.

by meowmeowNapalmMeowmeowBOOM July 2, 2009