Benihana Handy

When a partner instructs you to wear a remote controlled sex toy around your member that they vibrate while you're out to hibachi.

Trent: Dude, why are you twitching?
Mikey: Oh I'm just getting a Benihana Handy from Nikki. I'd suggest you slide over when the onion volcano starts, that's when she'll really up the intensity.

by Bringer of fire April 16, 2024

Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021

Mr. Handy

Some one that is extremely useful doing things. Male. Hands-on task oriented.

Ryan was Mr. Handy in the bathroom today. He got all the towel bars up and the toilet topper!

by BigRDaddy September 24, 2023

Dutch handy

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose

We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy

by Amerpwr8 May 20, 2024

Back Door Handy

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass

That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus

by flapjackal August 3, 2015

Handies

When a person uses their hand to massage a male penis for money or drugs

Damm did you see that man bun giving handies in the parking lot for crack

by Edward scissor hands February 12, 2021

Cratch My Handy

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything

Yeah well Cratch My Handy!

by True_Flame October 13, 2020