handy

A smartphone or mobile phone in general. The word originates from the German word "Handy" meaning mobile phone and is commonly used in Europe. It is also connected to the American military "handie-talkie", a more convenient form of walkie-talkie used in WW2.

"I often leave my handy at home because I'm irrationally anxious about it getting stolen or damaged."

by Mushiking42 April 12, 2025

mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 March 16, 2016

Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.

Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!

by Nessachuu June 24, 2016

Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

Handi

Handicap stall of the bathroom, used for snorting lines of coke with your friends.

“Where’s Taylor?” “She went with Kelsey to the handi to snort a line.”

by carlease January 6, 2023

Steven handis

Vip manager.

No one really knows what he does, but when someone buys a table, it’s from the works of a Steven handis.

by Anonimonipoo July 22, 2023

Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021