A true homage to old-school hockey, the "Hair Skate" is commonly defined as the following:
i) A skating session in which the ice time is free of charge, and which generally involves small groups of hockey players taking part in a game of shinny.
ii) The act of applying grease to one's hair prior to the aforementioned game of shinny. May also refer to the application of grease to one's hair prior to any form of hockey, organized or otherwise. The name for this session is derived from the principle that asserts the application of the aforementioned grease to one's hair will enable one's hair to flow gracefully in the wind as they glide down the ice.
i) A skating session in which the ice time is free of charge, and which generally involves small groups of hockey players taking part in a game of shinny.
ii) The act of applying grease to one's hair prior to the aforementioned game of shinny. May also refer to the application of grease to one's hair prior to any form of hockey, organized or otherwise. The name for this session is derived from the principle that asserts the application of the aforementioned grease to one's hair will enable one's hair to flow gracefully in the wind as they glide down the ice.
by Gineboxcaptain September 4, 2009
Get the Hair Skatemug. by moonangxel June 17, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairmug. Is a phenomenon that occurs while a person is on acid.It is when your hair turns out awesome under circumstances where it absolutely should not.
lola:i just took the muddiest five hour hike wearing nothing but a satchel and boots
peter:it gave you awesome acid hair! lets go talk to the bunny in that tree
peter:it gave you awesome acid hair! lets go talk to the bunny in that tree
by lola 67 June 7, 2012
Get the acid hairmug. When a person has an "edgy" haircut. The gimmick is that no one can see past the hair into how lame or unattractive the person is.
by babooforu April 23, 2009
Get the Gimmick Hairmug. the condition of one's hair after long-term exposure to cold, snowy weather; usually, a direct result of snow having melted upon a hatless head
(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)
(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)
"I should blow-dry this mess upon my head lest I walk around with Hoth hair for the remainder of the evening."
by Professor Echo September 8, 2014
Get the Hoth hairmug. PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.
Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
by The Lizard Kingzzz October 12, 2011
Get the PHK's Hairmug. Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.
I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.
Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
Get the Hair Berriesmug.