Pro D1 Gooner

Someone who is not able to stop gooning or stop watching porn.

I am a pro D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Max Prestige Gooner

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning

*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner

by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024

The Last Gooner

Infamous Nautica Malone, also known as “The Gooner”, “Deathstroke”, etc. He is seen riding in his black dodge challenger also known as the “The Goonrider” or the “The flying Goonman”.

“Yo you see that car? It reminded me of The Last Gooner”.

by The Jelqmaxxer March 10, 2025

Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".

The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.

by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025

Animal Jam E-gooner

A default wolf that goons off to random unemployed female jammer's OC from a game called animal jam.

Herbiebirdie: YO! Did you just see that default wolf goon to that chopped looking OC?
Default tiger: OMG I JUST DID
Herbiebirdie: OMG NOW HE'S E-GOONING TO YOUR DEFAULT ANIMAL
Default tiger: *FARTS*

That Animal Jam E-gooner goons too much.

by Herbiebirdie February 7, 2026

chino moreno gooner

a person who goons to the frontman of deftones, chino moreno.

yea d1gtqlbath from tiktok is a chino moreno gooner!

by umirayu June 23, 2025

Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

The act of gooning on your friends couches

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025