Ivory Fretboard

You go anal on your parter while air guitaring the solo to Stairway to Heaven on your penis.

I hooked up with Jessica last night, we put on a Led Zeppelin CD and I totally Ivory Fretboarded her.

by good god I'm good May 4, 2009

Newman frube

Based on the popular uk yoghurt frube in which the popular tag line rip there heads of and suck their guts out was a hit for some time they were small yoghurt pouches with tear off cartoon heads and strawberry yoghurt inside in the Newman’s frube instance refers to a girl with a killer body but an ugly face and in parallel to the frube slogan goes rip her head off and Fuck her guts out the implication being that if she didn’t have that face or head you’d be there .the covert word for using this is frube or Newman frube

Guy 1 : have you seen the as on that girl damn! Guy2: yeah I know but god that face what a newman frube

by Kdog quid June 28, 2019

Salty Frube

The marvellous art of sucking salty spoff from a used condom you found on the floor.

Mark found Chris and Josh's condom they used from their furry orgy on the weekend, he was feeling hungry and decided to have a Salty Frube, Greedy cunt.

by Handie Andie June 20, 2024

Skate frubing

A sexual act where a male and female (can be 2 males) are both riding on a skate board. Then the female Goes in front and goes into a doggy style type pose and the male does his thing by sticking it in. Mainly done at private skate parks but can be done at public

"I went skate frubing and it was so fun'

by Baggsy boy June 1, 2025

A Wasteland Frube

The act of sticking a twix up one's arse, leaving it there there to melt then pushing it out into a condom. The content of the condom is then to be sucked up in a similar fashion to consuming a yoghurt.

"Had a bad day at work today, two colleagues pinned me down and force fed me a wasteland frube!"

by tobuus January 20, 2020

Friday Night Fruitbowl

Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.

Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!

by Senator Foreskin February 17, 2023