tea flower

The process of scamming by using a money-raising platform like kickstarter, go fund me, or indiegogo.
It is done by promising a product, (new invention, web-series, video game, etc.) only to cancel the project without refund and run off with the donation money for some other purpose.

"That artist tea flowered on kickstarter then left the site, now no one knows where they are."

by donteverdothisagain June 24, 2017

Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.

Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.

by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

Flower Mashed

The reference to a tranny's pussy being plowed.

Ooo girl! I got my flower mashed last night!!!

by Tranny McHooker-face June 28, 2010

Flower Cookie

A pretty, homosexual that looks good enough to eat.

Guy 1: “Check out that hot guy!”
Guy 2: “I’d like to get to know that flower cookie!”

by Trixie Montgomery August 14, 2018

mr flowers

best english teacher ever. he has a really big belly and loves in & out burgers. he has a lot of stamps and likes to sing and dance to anuel aa. he is also bald. just the best teacher.

mr flowers is so cool! he

by lmao lmao lmao December 23, 2021

flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

Yogurt Flower

A woman's vagina or vaginal area. So called for both the appearance and texture of the female genitalia.

After a little foreplay, her yogurt flower was blooming.

by rolling green drive August 24, 2010