Emotional Masturbation

Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite rmark from another

Nicholas: I'm fat
Bob: Yes you are, I'm not falling for that Emotional Masturbation
Nicholas: *Cries olive oil tears*

by d_Firefox_b March 7, 2023

Emotional Hedge

Placing a wager or betting currency against a sports team in which you root for. Placing an “emotional hedge” means that love and fandom for the particular team that you are betting against outweighs your value of and possession of money. If your bet wins, you are still unhappy due to your team losing, however can look on the bright side due to a slight or large gain of wealth. Placing this type of bet usually only associates with the most die hard fans of their team. Additionally, this bet is most prevalent when odds of your team winning are at their highest therefore you can profit the most in case (god forbid) utter heartbreak occurs, and they blow the game.

Boys, the Falcons are up big and it would really suck if they blew this Super Bowl. We better place an emotional hedge just in case the Patriots come back and break our hearts.

by The Doctor 69 December 30, 2022

Sarcasm with emotions

When someone makes a sarcastic joke with their emotions.

Bob:"Hey, Sarah, wanna come hang out?"
Sarah:"Fuck no, you asshat! I hate your fucking guts!"
Bob: :'(
Sarah: "SARCASM WITH EMOTIONS!!!"

by SteveGuy68927 August 2, 2013

Emotional Damage

A meme which Steven He is the vocal. It appeared in one of his videos,”When Asian is difficulty mode”

Scenario: you get 99.5/100 in exam bc small spelling mistake.
You: emotional damage!

by Dictionarianlol123 June 7, 2022

Emotional Budget

A strategy to conserve your emotional strength and or energy from being drained or depleted.

Jane is such a nag,I have an emotional budget for a day with her.

by Female Einstein August 26, 2021

emotional ostrich

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.

My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...

by kforbs July 1, 2014

Shocked emote

A yellow skittle emote that is wearing sunglasses while being in shocked

I love shocked emote

by Shocked emote November 30, 2022