When you purchase an article or service and they quote you a price only to find out that there are other "Egg Managment Fee's" that are hiden or not quoted. This new phrase is taken from the Ally Bank commerical that takes eggs from the little kid without him knowing or agreeing to it. In the commercial he takes a portion of the kids eggs calling it an egg managment fee. Basicly taking something without having it acknowledged in the beginning.
You call and make a reservation at a hotel and they quote you a price of $140. You assume that the only thing left out is the tax so in your head you calculate that it is $140 plus 13% (HST) or $158.20. When you check out the hotel statment has Evironment Tax of $7.25 and a Tourist Tax of $4.25. I refer these to additional expenses as "Egg Management Fee" as these are hiden and never told to us as part of the initial room charge until we check out.
by Cribmaster September 5, 2010
Get the Egg Management Fee mug.When an egg is thrusted into a woman's vagina, and then while the egg is still stuck up inside the woman's vagina, she is then punched, or stomped, in the ovaries in a fashion that causes the egg to break inside of the woman.
by notinthecards January 7, 2012
Get the Egg. Fist. Smash. mug.Similar in nature to the maneuver known as the Arabian Goggles. It involves taking the testicles and then placing them in the eye sockets of one unsuspecting victim (who's conventionally inebriated to the point of unconsciousness. Usually done where other drunk individuals witness the ordeal. Has been known to involve cameras used to capture the image for humiliation of the fore mentioned victim at a time when he's more cognitively fit to feel demoralized.
Dude 1: "Jimmy drank a fifth of 151 the other night and passed out sitting up in his chair with his shoes and all of his clothes still on"
Dude 2: "Oh no bro, somebody must have messed with him in a devastating way"
Dude 1: "Frankie gave him an egg crate. But I still say he got off easy. It could have been an atomic egg crate"
Dude 2: "True..."
Dude 2: "Oh no bro, somebody must have messed with him in a devastating way"
Dude 1: "Frankie gave him an egg crate. But I still say he got off easy. It could have been an atomic egg crate"
Dude 2: "True..."
by wrightr333 April 29, 2009
Get the Egg Crate mug.To be extremely embarrassed. Usually the embarassment is the result of one's own actions. Not sure of the origin, but it may come from when clowns are at a circus and they have eggs thrown at them because of their goofy acts or when actors had eggs thrown at them performing in plays a couple of centuries ago.
"I am sure you still have egg on your face after causing a scene in the mall and later finding out that your boyfriend was in the mall with his neice from Chicago instead of another girl".
by VaNellie September 28, 2005
Get the egg on your face mug.Egg roll daggers were the weapon of choice for the original Yellow Ranger from The Power Rangers.
The Yellow Ranger dual-wielded these during hand-to-hand combat against many enemies throughout the series.
The Yellow Ranger dual-wielded these during hand-to-hand combat against many enemies throughout the series.
by Iamsiam23xc September 25, 2007
Get the egg roll dagger mug.by sewerxxchewer July 20, 2018
Get the egg punk mug.A bagel toasted with a microwaved egg in the middle, and then cheese melted on the egg. You can also add salt and pepper.
Other toppings might be onions, tomato, green peppers or bacon.
Other toppings might be onions, tomato, green peppers or bacon.
by Drew Banner January 4, 2009
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